Many genre films -- horror, sci-fi, and
especially action films -- feature soldiers or police officers. This
means casting actors for those roles. While low-budget filmmakers
can't always be choosy about their casts, they should at least make
the effort to have their soldiers look
like soldiers -- especially if it doesn't cost anything. Like insisting that the actors shave and trim their hair.
Actors playing soldiers --
especially elite special forces troops -- should appear to be lean, trim-haired, and
clean-shaven. Why? Duh! Because those are the
standards demanded of real-life soldiers. Sure, some scripts can
allow for unshaven troops -- say, if they've been fighting in the jungle for a while, or if the story is set in some distant past or future
time period -- but otherwise, the rule applies.
Unfortunately, too many low-budget
filmmakers ignore this rule, for no apparent reason other than sheer
laziness.
Consider Santa
Claus vs. The Zombies. This is yet another zombie apocalypse
film. Much of it is set in a basement office with the President of
the United States and his staff -- both civilian and military --
planning ways to combat the zombies. This being a
micro-budget film, one forgives the tiny office and staff. What is unforgivable is the sloppy mise-en-scène -- particularly
the hairstyling.
The filmmakers didn't even try
to create a sense of realism. The staff comprises only one general
and several "elite" special forces troops. Okay, the filmmaker could only afford a small cast. And his elite
troops do have cool uniforms and special forces red berets. But ...
Some of these special ops troops have goatees or full beards.
One has a long ponytail and is especially fat (see above).
The general is grossly overweight, but even if we can forgive that, we cannot overlook his
goatee.
I can understand a filmmaker
wanting to cast his fat friends instead of casting lean actors
who actually look like special ops troops. But please make an effort.
Give these actors military crew cuts and
shave their faces.
It seems like a small matter, yet it's telling. It indicates that the filmmaker and friends didn't take this film seriously. The actors may have wanted the parts, but not to the extent of shaving or cutting their hair. (It would take a while to grow it back so long.) And the filmmaker accepted it instead of insisting on a military look for his military characters.
The entire film is low-budget and amateurish, and the above indicates why. It's not just lack of talent or money, but lack of artistic commitment.
No, it doesn't matter that this film is supposed to be a comedy. Even comedies require commitment to the story and characters.
It seems like a small matter, yet it's telling. It indicates that the filmmaker and friends didn't take this film seriously. The actors may have wanted the parts, but not to the extent of shaving or cutting their hair. (It would take a while to grow it back so long.) And the filmmaker accepted it instead of insisting on a military look for his military characters.
The entire film is low-budget and amateurish, and the above indicates why. It's not just lack of talent or money, but lack of artistic commitment.
No, it doesn't matter that this film is supposed to be a comedy. Even comedies require commitment to the story and characters.
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Thanks for telling it like it is. I believe I came up with the original idea back in 1993. I wrote a poem and copyrighted it under the name "An Original Christmas Poem". I copyrighted the comic as "Santa Claus vs The Zombies" around 2009. I thought I had made a deal for a real movie. It turned out my original idea was tossed and they made a home movie. Read the comic and you will be amazed at the difference. Jeto
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